I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
