She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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