I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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