So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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