Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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