Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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