Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize
