Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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