my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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