This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Im just a social blackout drinker.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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