that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
