My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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