Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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