DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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