Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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