In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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