the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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