i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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