I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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