Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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