Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you would pick up someone in the library
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
