btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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