on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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