oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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