It's Friday. Sex?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize