His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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