There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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