I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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