All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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