I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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