they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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