if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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