I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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