yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
