We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Randomize
