Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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