Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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