I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Randomize
