There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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