By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So apparently I’m into choking now
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
