at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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