Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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