therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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