belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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