i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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