two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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