yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
