fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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