Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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