Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
