I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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