where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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