we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
So vagazzling was a success
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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